I AM PURE FUCKING EVIL

corgis-everywhere:

chloe is physically incapable of running in a straight line and i’ve never been able to capture it before BUT I DID TODAY

at least until she realized i was doing it (jerk)

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

yoursocietysatiristdelivered:

Kathleen Hannah really doesn’t care what you think.